Leilani had never known the touch of a man, till she got the spin cycle of cock! That's right guys this little ho is used to doing her whites and herself when the washer is on the spin cycle, so what else could we do but make it a little bit more comfy for her and hammer her poon right on her favorite appliance. This is one first timer that was already a little freaky… only on the one sight dedicated to givin' you your freaks and your first times… only at FREAKY FIRST TIMERS!!!

Yo, you know it's a good thing when friends owe you ass… I'm serious a friend of mine from way back showed up with a present for me, a nice young bubblicious ass whose name is Jasse! I mean here's an ass that just jiggles when she wiggles, and this girl knows how to wiggle her ass! And how about this, my friend stuck around to make sure I had one bubble bangin' rump rockin' of a good time! Yo, missin' this sweet cheeked wonder is not something you wanna do, so grab your meat and get crankin'!!

OMG you ever been out rollin' and spotted one of those amazin' bubble booties that you can't peel your eyes away from, and at the same time it's attached to a woman you have no chance in hell with… Well Bubble Butt Bonanza cums through for you once again… I shit you not, we never thought we had a chance at this bangin' babe, but Caroline gave us the time of day and the time of our booty lovin' minds! So grab your cranks and get to work cause Caroline is gonna blow your top, PEACE!!

Yo, Who's that booty addicted, New York accent speakin', madman coming down the chimney? Who else but BUBBLE CLAUS, here to drop off a phat bubblicious ass, and yeah that's right we lit up Julia's cock shakin', jock crankin', phat bubble booty like a Christmas tree! I swear, lately its felt like Christmas with all the ass flyin' at me, this little bubble booty delectable came to us from out of nowhere! Seriously, I look and no booty and then bam! instantaneous bubble booty delivery! Truly it ain't Christmas, but it sure as hell is startin' to look like it! PEACE!!!

Okay all you ass lovin', booty huggin', bubble slut fuckin' guys, the school of booty is open, and the one and only Destro ramma ramma ramus will be your instructor! This blew my mind, I'd never thought of teaching bubble dynamics, so when one of my bros asked me about ass I couldn't stop myself from giving a live demonstration, and thank god I did, cause guys I found an ass that's so... seriously the butt on Britney… I can't describe how bubbly her butt truly is, it's just BA DAM in your face, and if you're lucky on your cock… PEACE!!

The God of booty has finally heard my rants, cause he sent me an Angel with a phat poppin ass! Yo check this, I've given up lookin' for booty, they just keep cummin' to me, so it's only natural that a killer ass like Angel's would “cum to the Destro”… so naturally I perused my depraved, booty overloaded mind and came up with the first ever bubble butt painting, that's right guys we painted her ass after we tapped that ass! So don't be an uncultured booty craved slob and check out the painting of this Angel, PEACE OUT!!!

Sophia was tied to her mechanical cock until we gave her a real man's jock, now she knows that toys are just for play and fucking a hard dick is the only way! This freak was actually a first timer, cause she's given up her collection of robo meat rockets and only goes for what's in a guy's pocket! From innocent to totally spent that's what it's all about at the one place that makes you shout FREAKY FIRST TIMERS!!!